Friday, April 29, 2011

Existential Star Wars

I'll just quote the description:
Star Wars with a French existentialist twist. Almost all the subtitles (except for little things like "Despair!" and "I die!" and a few others) are actually quotes from Jean-Paul Sartre. And obviously this will make no sense if you understand French. If you do know it, hit yourself in the head repeatedly before watching this. And then hit yourself repeatedly when you're done watching.


2 Lamborghini Aventadors

No cgi, pure raw HD video. It annoys me how the cars switch positions throughout the entire video. And some of the shots look sorta lame, but still cool video!

Epic Kids Meal Time

Not quite up to par, but still bravo. Good work. Whachu know about kids?

Old Spice - Danger Zone

Not real methinks, but a good take on the Old Spice ads!

Highway Patrol Bear

In Soviet Russia, bears come to you.

New Japanese Bullet Train

Japan Rail just opened a new line. Check out this adorable video promoting the new line!

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Joerg Sprave Full Auto: Gatling Slingshot Crossbow

Joerg Sprave is one of my heroes. He makes crazy slingshots for... fun. Lol. He's also an adorable dude. He's so friendly. But anyways, check out his latest invention.

Japanese Street Sweeper

That's some innovative high tech stuff!

Amazing Matrix Dance

Razy Gogonea (crazy sweet name) killed it on Britain's Got Talent. He truly is Neo from the Matrix.

Razy Gogonea amazing "Matrix" dance moves in... by madhotnews

Skiers Narrowly Avoid Avalanche

Matthias Giraud and Stefan Laude barely escape a huge avalanche in the French Alps. Suck it Redbull.

It's WHY they're called SPECIAL Forces

"BREAK THE DOOR BREAK THE DOOR"*


*They don't actually say that, it's just what I imagine

Bubble Baby

This is not the sequel to that movie Bubble Boy, but it's almost as good. Of course the baby has a somewhat annoying laugh, but it's still cute!

Scott Weaver's Rolling through the Bay

This is an awesome toothpick model of San Francisco. Not a world record, but it uses over 100,000 toothpicks and has taken Scott over 10 years.

Scott Weaver's Rolling through the Bay from Learning Studio on Vimeo.

Obvious Stalker/Message Deliverer

Infamous prankster Jack Vale is back at it again. This is hilarious. Just watch as he pretends to be a too obvious stalker and then a secret deliverer.

Symmetry

A cool video that makes you look at things that either contrast or compare to each other. Idk, I'm saying that wrong, but RadioLab did a wonderful job.

Blake's Rookie Year Dunks - Each and Every One

Already a star, Blake Griffin is taking the league by storm. Watch all 214 of his dunks from his rookie season.

Dude Balances Sticks

No time to watch the whole video? Whatever, just skip around. But this guy can balance TONS OF STICKS. Not to mention he looks like the Mummy.

Bear Grylls Likes His Own Piss

Classic meme appropriated by College Humor. Funny if not original.

Cool Garage in SF and Cool Car

Parking is a B. in San Francisco so check out this innovative garage!


I almost plowed into a car today! But luckily I didn't...

Saphia Khambalia Snot Fail

Massey Hall reporting live from Toronto. Not to self: think of funny snot jokes.

Marine Drill Fail

Had fun in Minnesota thanks for asking...

Friday, April 22, 2011

Toddler Basketball Sharp Shooter.

Luke is noot even two years old and his parents are comparing him to Jimmer Fredette. I'd like to see him off the dribble a bit more, but his parents don't lie, the kid is money.

Little Thor

Parodying VW's add with little Darth Vader, Marvel decided to promote their latest super hero B movie.

Norwegian Recycling - Lights (Pop Music Mashup)

Not nearly as good as the original song "All of the Lights". But this mashup mix has a lot of good value.

Cool Wingsuit Video: Exploring the Sky

At first I was a little bored, but as you skip ahead, there are some really cool waterside locations. And at the end, there is a scene of over 20 fliers at once. So many human beings flying.

Exploring the Sky - Wingsuit Flying 2011 from Richard Schneider on Vimeo.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Jellies

Jellyfish are coming to the Shed Aquarium in Chicago. I just sit in the dark and watch Jellies...

Jellies from Anthony "atort" Tortoriello on Vimeo.

Portal Kombat

Can't decide which game to get? Neither could this guy. So he...

Dog Aerobics and Cat Tae Kwon Do

A silly video of a dog named Jesse who loves to work out. F*ck P90X.


This cat starts a fight, and there can only be one winner.

Amazing Adventures (Tall Buildings and Big Slides)

I'm truly envious of those who get to go out and have exciting experiences on the regular. School meh. Check out this footage from the top of the tallest building in the world (in Dubai).


Check out this crazy awesome luge "wall". It is at Mutianyu, which is on the Great Wall of China!

Thundershock on CG

Ever wonder how they get those blank cd's that are clear.

400 Posts! Monopoly - Official Trailer

Almost as good as minesweeper the movie, but not quite. Still funny.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Sorry It's Over (Male Perspective)

Witty but brutally honest explanations as to why we men break up with you women.

Reverse Psychology

Little boy has to go on a walk.

Fire Begone

New fire putting out technique.

Cold Nips

Family Feud shenanigans.

The KO Hip-Hop Cello-Beatbox Experience: Julie-O

Swag. Just wait till the beatboxing aspect gets mixed in. Pure money being printed for my ears.

Path of Blood - Demon at the Crossroads of Destiny

Wow quite the title. But also, quite the paper animation. Well done Eric Power, well done indeed. I can't imagine how long it took to make this gory paper masterpiece.

Path of Blood - Demon at the Crossroads of Destiny from Eric Power on Vimeo.

We Got Double Prank

Don't you hate when you're pranking someone and suddenly... just watch what happens.

Mortal Kombat Audition Tapes

These classic video game characters didn't quite make it. But they were honorable.

Love is Bald (Aww old people are sentimental)

Check out this Russian ad for the lottery. I loved it, until I saw the woman's face at the end lol. Soviet, friggin, Russia.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Zenek (Hover Car??)

Not a full size car, but check out this wacky science experiment. I'm not sure how it works, but it has to do with super conductors and the Meissner effect.

Experience Human Flight

I really wanna go skydiving. And now I can fully understand Japanese animator Hayoa Miyazaki's obsession with human flight.

Will Ferrell - Casa de mi Padre

Leaked trailer for Will's new movie. Looks decently funny. And fyi, make sure you watch the new office. Will Ferrell is gonna smash that show.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Adidas Originals Dwight Howard x Childish Gambino

Childish Gambino (aka Donald Glover) is featured in the new Adidas Originals commercial that is narrated by Dwight Howard. NBA playoffs woot! Go Blazers.


"Freaks and Geeks" is from Childish Gambino's first EP "Freaks and Geeks"
Childish Gambino "Freaks And Geeks" by yoshiradio

Lady Gaga Fail

Oh Lady Gaga, your music recently has been not so hot (imo). But you're still graceful ;)

Waka Flocka Wake Up

LOL. Watch as two year old Braylon wakas up totally in the zone.

The Mountain (El Teide)

Filmed over a week atop Spain's highest mountains. Truly 3 minutes of amazing visuals.

The Mountain from Terje Sorgjerd on Vimeo.

Sarif Industries

Pretty iRobot esque. But still, awesome for a video game commercial.

Friday, April 15, 2011

BBC Human Planet: The Douche

Ahh so informative.

Mel's Hidden Trick

This girl can make many sounds. Many.

Game Boy Music

Sorry not just 8bit tracks, in fact not at all. But still cool.

You're the Coolest

Adopt a pet please!

Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes - Teaser Trailer

James Franco and the SFX company from Avatar (not the last airbender). What's not to love?

Ninja Penguin

How sneaky.

OVEREXPOSED: HASHTAGS, SWAG, LEGGO, COOL STORY BRO

Had to post Kingsley cause he was speaking the truth. Freakin' Hashtags. Also I am a fan of swag, but there is no denying the absurdity.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Trick Shot Doc

Doctor Denton is mad crazy good at throwing. Well, that or someone is good (questionably not that good) at editing things. My first alarm was with the lady gaga eyes of the first doctor.

Rube Godlberg Photobooth

Not your everyday photobooth. Instead Alex Crawford and Austin Nelson made this awesome one out of.... a lot of stuff.

Rube Goldberg Photobooth from Crawford & Nelson on Vimeo.

Unleash the Power of the Sun

Not Sunny D, but GE. I kind of dislike that this is really just an advertisement. But really, it's a great way to get my visual fix of fireballs.

Worn Out

Sweet video by Ryan Kothe. Watch as things disintegrate into crumbs.

Worn Out from Ryan Kothe on Vimeo.

ANIMAL DAY (Anaconda + Lion + Crocodile + Dog + Polar Bear)

Lions and Crocs first cause they are bad ass.


Anacondas are pretty bad ass.


This is just smart. Self fetching.


Polar bears are bad ass as hellll. But I have a small inkling that this is fake.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Sariah Gallego Joins the Dark Side

LOL. I love this part of Disney Land and so do the Gallegos. Watch as Sariah is asked to chose between the Jedi and the Sith!!


LOL

Big Egg Surprise

Hahaha, huge egg. I wonder what could be inside? The woman sounds like my Japanese teacher. Admittedly she is speaking Japanese...

Japanese Girls Switcharoo Prank

All Asians look alike, well not that alike...

Patsy the Sleepy Penguin

After a long day of being a penguin, Patsy is about ready to PASS THE FLIP OUT.

A Tiny Day in the Jackson Hole Backcountry

Looks like miniatures right? Wrong. Tiltshifttttt. All real, just edited. Some chill Pink Floyd remix by Pretty Lights in the background. Definitely makes me miss the mountain.

A Tiny Day in the Jackson Hole Backcountry from Tristan Greszko on Vimeo.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Soccer Flip PK Goal

Ya'll mighta already seen this on tv, but hey... it's a slow day. Well done FC Baar's Joonas Jokinen!

X-Men First Class: Title Sequence

I am so excited for this movie. But check out this fan made title sequence!
"This sequence was designed to give a very brief primer on the time period, the setting, as well as show the relationships of the characters in this film, as they are very different from the previous movies and audiences shouldn't be confused as to why Professor X and Magneto, enemies in the original trilogy, are the best of friends in this prequel."

X-Men: First Class Title Sequence from Joe D! on Vimeo.

Go Halo Go! (Go Diego?)

Dora's cousin/brother Diego got his own show, but now Master Chief has his own kids show!

Monday, April 11, 2011

Cute Roulette

Less penis than chat roulette, and more cute chicks. Lolz.

Couch Potato Cat

Russian kitty looks kinda like my super fat cat.

Yawning Dislocates a Girls Jaw

Oh brits. Look at how weird people look with dislocated jaws!

Kenton Slash Demon - Daemon (Light Show Music Video)

This is absolutely the coolest. At the end, with the multi colored bands. Well done. Very cool light show without animation.

Kenton Slash Demon - Daemon from Dark Matters on Vimeo.

Kids React to Rebecca Black

Kids are adorable, and they know what they like. It's funny when the young girl, oh never mind.

Combat Coffee 101 - How To Make Coffee in Afghanistan

Hmmm Canadians. Well if they fight as good as they think, then the war should be over soon!

San Francisco to Paris in 2 Minutes

San Francisco to Paris time lapse. Pretty cool stuff.

Retro Work Safety Video (not for the weak stomache)

At first it seems like just a cheesy safety video, but as the video progresses, the singing becomes more demented and maniacal and the violence becomes more horrific and gruesome.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Joust

An epic commercial for the Washington lottery.

Masters Golf Lightsabers?

Maybe if Tiger had used a light saber he would have won...

Emerson Is Scared of TV

Remember the little baby who was scared of sneezing? Well someone has kindly edited it back together.

Short Films "Storm" and "Gridlock"

First is Storm. Based on the poem with the same name by Tim Minchin. A great film about intellect and confrontation. Mythology vs. Fact. I loved it. Very uptempo and colorful.


Second is Oscar nominated "Gridlock." An awful day in traffic turns even worse. Twisted and very dark.

Smiling Weiner Dog

All dogs go to heaven. This dog smiles.

To Be Back, or Not To Be Back

Wouldn't Terminator be awesome in Shakespearean verse?

Sewing Machine Orchestra

A short musical number performed by Martin Messier. Cool light show as well.

Sewing Machine Orchestra from Martin Messier on Vimeo.

Adidas Originals - "Split Up Service"

An artsy japanese ad (made for American viewing) that shows off Adidas' new Safety Wear line. I really liked the progression of the film, but I found myself not that interested in the jackets etc. Maybe the shoes, but that's it.

Fight For Your Right - Revisted (The Beastie Boys Movie)

As the title says. But check out this STAR STUDDED, cast. This generations funniest men show up in this short trailer for what will be a half hour of pure awesomeness.

Double Life (Short Film)

A very short story, about a very short... you'll find out. Well done.

The Phone

Having trouble texting or communicating, try this brand new product!

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Be Right Back

I won't have my computer for a couple days, so I wont be posting again till Saturday.

Baby On A Mission

At first I thought this was a doll, but I guess not. It gets up after. My god.

The Future (Underwater Exploration and Home Security)

The Virgin Oceanic Sub is a sample of what could be coming to the field of deep sea exploration. However, it's not a real prototype yet.


From Portal 2 and Aperture Laboratories: Turret. Lol.

Big Rig Drifting "Size Matters"

Mike Ryan whips the front of a big rig in this short video. SICK.

Motorcycle Finishes Race

A scary crash turns into an almost comical occurrence.

Sandstorm... dun, dun, dun, dun

Darude is the best. But jesus, check out this monster sandstorm in Kuwait!


Darude!

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Baby Polar Bear Plays With a Blue Bucket

*Read Title*

Kate Upton Teaches You How To Dougie

Sports Illustrated model Kate Upton gets her dougie on at a clippers game. She was named "2011 rookie of the year" for her modeling this year.

Little Girl REALLY Likes Kid Cudi

Just watch her expression when her father turns on Kid Cudi's "Cleveland is the Reason"

ThunderCats 2011

Here is the HD trailer for the return of ThunderCats on CartoonNetwork. First shown at Wondercon 2011.

Tsunami Dog Reunites With Owner

After three weeks floating out at sea, "Ban" the Japanese dog, has been reunited with its owner. Very touching.

Woodkid -"Iron"

A powerful music video for Woodkid's "Iron." Directed by Yoann Lemoine. At first it kind of reminded me of the "On to the Next One" video, but as the movie progresses, it builds.

Woodkid - Iron from WOODKID on Vimeo.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Tune for Two (Short Film)

In this video, we find two men out in the woods, surrounded by snow... well I won't spoil the rest, but it's a little dark. And lets just say they're not friends.

Tune for Two (2011) from alfa primo on Vimeo.

Cats Are Pawesome

Firstly, this is a video about the food chain. DO NOT DISRUPT THE FOOD CHAIN.


Secondly, this is a video about a cat begging for food. My cat can beg, but he only meows, nothing legit like this.

GRAND OPENING - Tempest Freerun Academy

At first I was sort of annoyed by the arrogant "runners" in this video. But after a while, I let myself succumb to a state of impressedness. This coming from the fact that I will probably never in my life time be able to accomplish any of the feats they do in the video.

25 Years of Pixar Animation

Ahh it's hard to believe that Pixar is 25-years old. Check out what YouTube user NkMcDonalds uploaded. It's pretty awesome, although I dislike his bragging. It even has my favorite quote from Toy Story at 3:10.


Note from NkMcDonalds: Pixar Studios contacted me to say they loved my video. They even sent me a package of $470 worth of stuff, including all 11 movies on blu ray, plus the short films and the Cars Mater's Tall Tales (ALL ON BLU RAY, except for A Bugs Life, the Incredibles, and Finding Nemo). They also sent me a shirt with the characters from Toy Story 3, a jacket with Pixar labeled on it, and a big book of art from Toy Story. THANKS PIXAR. YOU ARE THE GREATEST PEOPLE EVER!

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Sleepy Red Panda

Awww, wook at da wittle panda. Not actually a panda? I'm never sure.

Julian Assange Dancing...

Well, a somewhat unexpected side of Julian Assange. Well no, it does kind of match his supposed character. I won't judge.

World's Longest Marimba

Oh Japanese people, and your cool advertisements and cellphones. Check out a ridiculously long commercial marimba. Well done Docomo.

Short Animation: Ex-ET

Here is the story of a young (boy/girl) who doesn't fit into its society. Crisp animation and very good sound effects. And don't worry, happy endings all around.

R.I.P. Nate Dogg "Regulate Remixed"

A cute commemorative remix to the late Nate Dogg. These three artist made something pretty easy to like, even if it's not the original, so give it a play.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Best Dancers From Norway and Japan

This ten year old named Tord has soooo much swag. Watch his performance from Norway's Got Talent!


You know I gotta include my Japanese dancers. This performance World Order - Machine Civilization blows my mind. Humans don't move like that.

Internet Street Smarts 1998

Ahhh simpler and safer times!

Hangover 2 + Winnie the Pooh

Two upcoming movies!

New trailer for the Hangover Part II. Looks like Ken Jeong (Senior Chang and Adidas Commercials) will be returning with a bigger roll this time around. And also, I feel bad for the actor who plays Doug. he never gets to have any fun.


Winnie the Pooh returns!! Check out this short clip from the new film, which will contain 5 original stories and be completely hand animated.

Youtube 1911 - April Fools

Top 5 viral videos from 1911 lol. Good times. Youtube oldizes your favorite youtube memes.

Cults - You Know What I Mean

Reminds me of "Earth Angel" by The Penguins.