Dream Journal: Entry 1

(This will not be routine)

(play whilest reading)

I found myself walking across rocky terrain. It was really hot and I could see lava in the distance. Turns out, I was actually Samwise Gamgee from Lord of the Rings.

I think this was because I watched 50 First Dates the night before. Anyways, so I was Sam, but I was me. If you get what I am saying? So the dream went third person for a little bit, and I saw myself and Frodo wearing our funny Orc outfits.

(two on the right)

And you might have figured it out by now, but we were traveling in Mordor now. I recall my suit of armor being very very hot.

Suddenly the Eye of Sauron averted its gaze, and loud horns were blasting everywhere. My dream went to a cinematic shot of thousands of orcs marching through blue-black canyons. For some reason, some of the orcs were doing this piggy back thing. Instead of walking normally they were riding on the backs of other orcs. 

(the piggy backs looked like this exercise I had recently seen some volleyball players doing)

Anyways, so Frodo and I were like we gotta get out of here. So we went into this underground place. And my mind mixed up the movies a little bit, so it was more like that scene from the Two Towers. You know when Saruman is breeding the uruk-hai?

(Yum)

There was a minor difference though, actually there were a few. So instead of being in individual sacks, the uruk-hai things were hidden in groups behind these big blue gooey sheets. The orc workers would cut a hole in the big sacs and a couple slimey things would fall out. But there's more, the uruk-hai weren't really uruk-hai. They were like a mix between normal people and regular people. 

(they kind of resembled zombies, with less blood and more greenness)

I remember there being this weird rule... oh yeah, and now Frodo and I were working in the strange infirmary... if they came out rabid, you had to kill them immediately, by stabbing them in the skull. Gross. 

(rabid lamb comics)

But some of the human things came out normal. And at this point my mind kind of forgot about Sauron's war. So now the zombie things just either came out rabid or normal. And the normal ones just kind of hung out. Soon enough the infirmary, was both the birthing site, but also a small club/cafe. The lighting was distinctly blue and purple.

And so Frodo and I took of our helmets and sat down on some comfy chairs. I remember the zombie/uruk-hai/people becoming less and less abnormal. But we were definitely still in a cave. Cause the walls were still rocky. Next thing I know!

(Angela from the office; played by Angela Kinsey)

Yes, Angela from the Office was sitting in my lap. I remember bouncing her up and down while saying "I have a surprise for you". Which for some reason I knew I was lying, but I insisted on saying. And then I awoke to a sunny day in Portland!