Fat Ho Burgers

LOL. It's not even Vietnamese. So many great moments in this video. Supa-dupa-fly-ho...with cheese.

Curtis Granderson: Friday

Curtis Granderson (Outfielder for the Yankees) needed to pick some music to play for when he went up to bat...


Listen carefully!


You can hear Rebecca Black...

NASA Makes a Cloud

Jeremy Clarkson helps explain how exactly this happens. But my god, the possibilities are limitless! Imagine places where drought occurs yearly!

Japanese Dog Sound Control

I'm guessing that the dog is really a robot, but you never know...

World First: Special Flip

Insane.

Coca-Cola Happiness Machine

A very clever marketing ploy Coke, but you should know, money can't buy happiness... I'm also now craving a sandwich!

Dream Journal: Entry 5

You might not have heard of it, but Archer is a dry spy comedy that airs thursday nights on FX. It has my favorite voice actor of all time: H. John Benjamin as the lead character Sterling Archer.

Anyways, so my dream was kind of based around Archer. However, it began somewhat oddly. I was flipping through "worlds" on what felt like an iPad. I remember swiping left and right.

 But they weren't like worlds, they were more like colors of cool desktop backgrounds. Pictures of the sunset like this:

After a while of browsing through colorful backgrounds, I found one I liked, and decided to go into it. I think this had to do with me playing Star Wars Battlefront recently. I recall the menu system having you choose worlds.

Anyways, so I ended up getting transported to this cellar. But this is when things got Archery. It was all animated. And I clearly hadn't chose the cellar when looking at colorful "worlds."

Not related, just a cellar

Suddenly I was outside with two characters, Mallory (Archer's mom) and Krieger (the evil scientist).

Turns out, the two were riding on an ostrich. And yes, everything was still animated. I think eating before bed was the cause of this.

Suddenly the ostrich starts running up this huge green hill. Perfectly drawn. Malory was yelling things to Krieger. But suddenly there was this giant two headed dragon standing at the top of the hill.

It didn't look like Zack and Weezy at all

But actually one of the heads was a bloody stump. Then I heard Malory say, "Sterling only blew up the female head, what an incompetent son." Krieger and Malory (I was now just observing) road their ostrich steed up towards the dragon as it blasted fireballs at them. But then I heard my alarm playing "Hold on I'm Coming" and awoke.

Dogboarding

No dogs were harmed. Some pretty good editing and combining of props. Good stuff.

Dogboarding from DANIELS on Vimeo.

Gravedigger Monster Truck Backflip

Gravedigger is a well known monster truck among fans. But this should be known by all.

Twin Babies Have a Conversation

Too adorable. Twins are the best. What are they even saying lol (doesn't matter).

DIY: Machete Shooting Slingshot

This guy is a huge boss.

Near Perfect Reflection

Take a moment to relax.

Chernokids

Scary and off-putting. Yet there was something beautiful. Perhaps this video will be a little to disturbing for some, but I found what I could manage to be mesmerizing.

Chernokids (english subtitles) from Les Chernokids on Vimeo.

2747 Toothpicks in a beard, 2747 toothpicks...

take one out, give a little shout... Jesus.

GTA IV - Hard Charger: Wide Open

If you haven't played GTA, this is essentially what it's like. But this is actually the craziest thing I have ever seen a videogame used as. LJ Carantan literally wrote and directed this whole movie. And only using single player, he was able to make a roughly 13 minute long EPIC car chase. I couldn't look away.


p.s. sorry for all the videogame stuff lately

Brothers Mario 2: Kong Country

Just an fyi, Donkey Kong originally began his life as a Mario villain. Watch as the King of the jungle returns to battle Mario in this short thriller. A sequel to an impressive original. Kind of like that movie The Four Brothers.

Angry Birds: The Movie

Oh Angry Birds, you may have seen your day pass you by, but people insist on keeping you relevant. But this is a pretty good parody by Roosterteeth!

Things You Can't Do As a Dog

A recent comment claims that this skit was stolen from Malcolm in the Middle. Also the joke is sometimes referenced in Family Guy. But I still had a laugh.

Hot Wheels Projection Mapping (and Meat Cars)

I have to admit this is kind of lame. But hopefully it brings back the same nostalgic feelings I got as I watched cars race across this building in Syndey. Thanks Green Skull lol. Also, orange hotwheel tracks were the best.


Recently on Epic Meal Time: Meat Cars

Elijah Wood - Wilfred

No not a song, but a new comedy series on FX. A dry looking comedy, about a depressed man who has to take care of a dog named Wilfed (who is a man). And Rashida Jones will be in it. Scoreee.

Captain America + Team America

America... F*ck Yeah. Nuff said.

Magic Drumstick "Objective Rhythm"

A very cool musical video. Ignore the silly acting in the beginning. Ross Holdstock actually kills it.

Robo Bird

Check out this autonomous robo bird. It's technically a drone. If you wanna know about all the technical mumbo-jumbo, go to the description on the video's page.

Mario First Person

Unfortunately, I don't think Nintendo has any plans to release a fps Mario game. But if they did, imagine what it would look like!

Poke-Rights, Not Poke-Fights PSA

Made by the same people who made the Poké Apocalypse trailer. But similarly hilarious. Sometimes, to be the best, you have to be the worst...

Friday Rebecca Black: New Music Video

Well done Gstung. As part of a "Scare Yourself Everyday" challenge, YouTube user Gstung, made this hilarious parody music video. In which, he shows the world a typical friday night.

Ford Focus Spokespuppet

Ford welcomes Doug as its new spokespuppet. Although this is viral advertising, it's kind of raunchy which I can approve.


Not as raunchy as this ad.

Buy it: http://www.snorgtees.com/geek-is-the-new-sexy?gclid=CJTIsPSO7acCFQkFbAodxkJtbA

MK-19 Lights Up an Old Tower

Check out what these army guys do in their free time. Skip to about 5:30.

Jedis Playing Badminton

What is the plural of Jedi? Is it just Jedi?

District 9: How It Should Have Ended

A less romantic alternate ending for District 9. One of the most fun to watch movies. That makes no sense.

The Bellows March (Crazy Trippy)

I can't even begin to explain this. What is a 3D printer!?!? But a pretty cool surreal animation about life and death.

The Bellows March (2009) from Eric Dyer on Vimeo.

Imagine If Julian Assange Was Your House Guest

Haha well now you don't have to imagine...

Playing Football on a Floating Village

Here is the uplifting story of the day. This short film is based on the true story of some kids in Thailand, who banded together to form a soccer team. Very well done.

Amazing Ping Pong Tricks

This kid sure is good at beer ping pong tricks. I mean, I've seen plenty (ESPN featured kids), but this little 12-year old has mad swag. Just watch.

Living Pizza

Damn you China and your wacky food.

Can a Book Save Your Life

Perhaps we would all live longer if we carried books around.

The Lion King

Misleading title. More like the lion tamer. This guys is clearly a huge boss.

Shoe Car

Gets over 1,000 steps per gallon.

Ocarina of Tetris

Watch as Harry Potter (Oliver Taylor) plays the Tetris theme in the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of time!


Original:

Captain Awesome!

An adorable cartoon about a superhero when duty calls. Filled with potty humor and silly jokes. Perhaps one for the kids.

One Man Disney Musical

I've been on Nick Pitera (the guy who can sing both parts of the Aladin song) a long time, but he just released this video, where he displays all of his talents. If you like Disney songs give him a listen.

The Evolution of Movie Titles

"A Brief History of Title Design" displays some of the most interesting and notorious movie titles of all time.

A Brief History of Title Design from Ian Albinson on Vimeo.

Jetpack Swing

Haha, don't try this at home.

The World's Biggest Holes

Well there are lots of jokes to be made, but I'll keep it classy. It may be spring break, but this is just too good to pass up.

Flashmob Recycling

It feels good to save the earth! This woman is in for a little surprise.

Falling Down Stairs

Literally.

Awww PUPPIES

Puppies and a Kitty! Poor cat gets mauled by a gang of puppies.

127 Wile E. Hours

Kind of a brutal parody of the original. But hey, the original was pretty graphic.

Blinky™ (iRobot-ish)

If you want to know how to do "™" on a mac it's "alt+2". Anyways, this is an excellent short, that follows a story similar to the conflict in iRobot. Robot servants etc. Except this short is incredibly unsettling. I wanted to kill the kid. I mean I felt bad for him, but man was he a brat.

Blinky™ from Ruairi Robinson on Vimeo.

Wiz Khalifa on Random Stuff

Wizzle shares a little.

DJ Pogo "Murmurs of Middle-Earth"

DJ Pogo always kills it. His best being the Up remix. But this is pretty snazzy.

Lincoln College

This is where I want to go to college. Great work Tom Ska.

Steven Rossitto Amazing Voice

Someone get this 16 year old a record deal ASAP.

Sexy Sax Man

Man this guy knows how to work a saxophone.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II

A first look inside the next/final Harry Potter movie! Initally I feel the end sequence is awfully lit...

Driver Films Tsunami

Here is some scary footage filmed from inside a car, during the tsunami last week. Apparently the man survived.

Dylan Pfohl 2011 Action Reel

I will admit, I'm getting a little tired of "sweet amazing awesome" videos of BMX, Snowboarding, Driving, etc. Slowly they begin to all meld together. Unfortunately I have another video along those lines. N.B. Dylan Pfohl actually kills it with his 2011 reel. The dolly shots are amazing.

Dylan Pfohl 2011 Action Reel from Dylan Pfohl on Vimeo.

Do Pigeons Really Chase Bees?

Check out this cute chase animation. Definitely feels like an eco-friendly promotion. Anyhoo, enjoy "Le Souffle Extraordinaire" (Extraordinary Breath)

Whipped... "She's Too Good For Everyone"

Ever known that girl that was just too good for everyone. And not matter how hard people (or you) tried she just didn't notice. Well this is a song for you. Also, does anyone else think Break.com is turning into collegehumor?

Errbody Say Wee Hoo - CathyMay15

LOLOLOLOLOL. The actual song is called "Boom, Boom, Boom, WeeHoo". Poor CathyMay deleted her channel, but luckily thinktwice86 found this instant classic.

F*ck Yeah Dominoes (68 Domino Tricks)

As the title says, this is definitely a must see.

If You Watch It Backwards

A hilarious new site that tells you how things would be if they were backwards!

See More: http://ifyouwatchitbackwards.com/

How to Cheat/Collaborate in High School

Swoozie (the Disney Employee Guy) lets all ya'll know how to cheat in high school. But really, this would work in limited situations...

Guilty Dog

Busted!

Epic Drifting in the Ukraine

This ain't your average Redbull stuff...

Donald Glover From the Future

Donald Glover (rapper/actor/writer for NBC) is hosting the MTV Woodie awards this year! Hilarious promo!

2011 mtvU Woodie Awards Site

Dramatic Cop

Lol this Brazilian cop makes the weirdest face when she stops talking.

Payback Against Bully

I don't condone violence. But this poor big kid is being picked on by a smaller kid and... It's funny how small people pick fights. Both kids were suspended.

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost Star Wars

Nick Frost and Simon Pegg (the guys from Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz and most recently Paul) shot a ridiculous rendering of Star Wars episode 4.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Mario Indie Version

No not Indian. But a couple days ago I posted the indie version of Ferris Beuller's Day Off. This video is of a similar variety.

Crisis in Japan

First get informed on the nuclear situation:


Second, donate $22. All the money from this shirt by Hide & Seek will go to the relief effort.

Buy it here: http://hideandseek.bigcartel.com/product/relief-tee

Ark Music (Producers Behind Rebecca Black)

Turns out Ark Music didn't just do Rebecca Black's monstrosity "Friday" (now over 7 million views on youtube) but they have also done these other songs. I'm starting to sense a formula. Untalented Singer + Synthy Music + Old Black Rapper + Autotune =....

Asia's Got Talent!

Ok so this girl seems like your average singer, but skip to around 1:00 and things start to get confusing.


This girl plays the piano like she has ten fingers.

Babies (With Dogs and Sneezes)

Well ok, this baby doesn't have a sneeze. But look how he reacts win his mom blows her nose.


Awww. Maybe should go in the pets post...

____Blog.org

Jeopardy fail.

Tsunami in Japan

My heart goes out to all the victims in Japan. If you haven't heard, Japan was struck by a few smaller earthquakes this morning. Here are some images (full gallery link below) provided by the NY Times.

Full gallery: http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2011/03/13/world/asia/satellite-photos-japan-before-and-after-tsunami.html?hp

One Minute Puberty

NSFW. Well, if you don't know puberty. Wait lemme start over. If you haven't experienced puberty, this is what it's like. Perhaps less musical.

One Minute Puberty from bitteschön.tv on Vimeo.

Fun Pets!

Smartest Dog. This is a very dark, but somewhat adorable animation by Graham Annable! Is dog really man's best friend?


This cannot be a good sign for hummanity...


I play cat noises for my cats and they flip out.

Acoustic Techno

Ewan Dobson (Ewan McGreggor + Antwoine Do[d]son?) kills it on the guitar!

Don't Drink and Bike

But if you are someone who picks up beer on their bike, try one of these...

Buy it here: http://www.etsy.com/listing/69286355/6-pack-frame-cinch-polo-mallet-holder

Ferris Bueller's Indie Movie

Check out this artistic recut of Ferris Bueller. It's not the whole movie, but it's a trailer in the Indie style. Well done.

The Inside of Machines

Cool ad German ad campaign called "Life's too short for the wrong job." It's for a Job Search company.

See more: http://www.dailydawdle.com/2010/09/10-best-lifes-too-short-for-wrong-job.html

The Last Breakfast

Buy the poster: http://www.etsy.com/listing/68884525/the-last-breakfast

Really Creepy Cricket Fan

I'm not sure why, but this guy decided to spend his time on the big screen... well you'll see.

Silly Penguin and Cat

First watch this silly cat.


Now watch this silly penguin. Leap of faith.

Inception - Done in 60 Seconds

Hehe, I love this old school rendering of Inception.

Tyler Bradt Largest Waterfall Descent in a Kyak

Imagine falling 189 feet. Now imagine falling 189 feet in a small boat inside a waterfall. Jesus.

Winning (at Cooking)

Charlie Sheen is going to have a cooking show: "Winning Recipes"

Worst Song Ever "Friday"

Here's the song... it has 870k views wtf. +400k since I posted this...


I won't say anything about it, just listen to Kingsley.


LOLOLOL

Think You Watch a Lot of Movies?

Play this fun and addicting game. Try and recognize iconic objects from famous movies.

Play: http://famousobjectsfromclassicmovies.com/

Timelapse Utah

Friggin' majestical.

Southwest Timelapse 720p from Eric Billman on Vimeo.

Pwnd

First of all, fuck hyenas. Secondly, just watch.

Cool Dust Devil

Watching the baby tornado is somewhat mesmerizing. Skip the beginning. And just watch for a little bit. So calm.

Asian Fingers

Asians have notoriously small hands, yet so many of us play piano. Yes I am stereotyping. At least this guy can laugh at himself.

5...4...3...2...1...

Lift off! Look at little Ally go!

Wang Warriors (Wu-Tang Clan Parody)

Quick name every member of the Wu-Tang Clan. Then watch this video.

Wang Warriors from Dan Meth on Vimeo.

Please Adopt Hachi

Half-Dog Half-Machine. Hachi may look photoshopped, but he is all real. He was saved from a fire, but now needs a new home. He had burns on over 60% of his body, but his fur is growing back. If you have room in your life for Hachi. Click here.

Awww

New Tricks

360 Frontflip on a motorcycle. Get outta town Mark Monea.


Kick flip on a surfboard. Watch closely, you might miss it.

F*ckin' TEA

People at my school love tea. I mean, I like tea. But these people...

Alan Simpson is Down With...

Well I don't know who he is down with. But I doubt it's Snoop.

The Sagittarian 2

I don't really understand the name (intelligence fail), but I like the game. Sagittarian 2 is the sequel to the awesome zombie apocalypse point and click adventure game. I posted the first one here. Must play first before embarking on second! Game after the jump.

Cars 2 Trailer (New)

Firstly I would like to say that I love all of Pixar's work. But, I would have to say that the Cars franchise is (in my opinion) the worst Pixar title. I mean, the first movie was silly, and from this new trailer I expect even more silliness. However, I just don't find them that charming. Up to you.

Tony Starks' (Ironman's) House For Sale!

For 25 million you can live it up in Ironman's mansion. Here are some pictures. For more click on the link below. Damn.

More Pics: http://www.home-designing.com/2011/02/house-with-insane-sea-view

Amazing Animals (Eagles Puppies and Kitties)

In a small town called Unalaska. Well first of all, the place is called Unalaska wtf. Secondly, the video is taken at 11PM. It looks like mid-afternoon. But back to the animals. Have you ever seen a flock of eagles...


Sleepiest Cat Ever. Well that's what the title is, but i'm still on the fence.


Puppy vs. Ice. Self explanatory.

Marshmallow People

Want to kill 2 minutes and lose a bunch of brain cells?

BP Table + Drinking Fail

This beautiful piece of woodwork was crafted for one purpose. If you wanna take your BP to the next level, try investing $750 in this state of the art BP table.

Buy it now: http://www.etsy.com/listing/62346287/custom-beer-pong-table

Don't get too drunk!! Or this could happen...

Lots of Power Rangers

I'm not even sure... The description box says "The Rangers VS Zangack in episode 1 of Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger."

Drifting Around Moscow

Moscow and night, that's legit. Skip to about 2:30 if you don't want to watch stylized introduction (kinda boring). Trained drivers and blocked streets, so don't try this at home.

Jetman (Winged Jetpack)

Yussss, can't wait to get me a jetpack. Check out this sick flight video. The future is coming. Also, Darude (the background artist) is the best so x2 win.

Charlie Sheen "Winning" COD

Well Charlie why don't you dominate some Call of Duty?

Jacob Tucker Dunk Video

5'11 White kid, kills. Nuff said.

Japanese Mimes

In the future, all mimes will have mohawks and sunglasses. These guys are actually legit though. Kinda like the Matrix meets magicians and mute people.

Mechs and Wolverine Claws

Ok if you don't know what a Mech is, imagine a Transformer controlled by a person inside. Like the robot in District 9 or the things in Alien. Skip the introductory sketches. The test runs begin around 4:00. It even has a canon.


Made of true adamantium... Lol listen to the sounds he makes...

Adorable Slow Loris W/ Umbrella

Awwwwwwwwww

Ant Metropolis

I always wondered how accurate A Bug's Life was. I mean, this looks more like that shitty spin-off Ants. But still legit. This is actually a huge structure.

Not Another Shrek Movie

Well actually it's not! It's Puss In Boots... So basically, yes.

Futz Yeah "TRON: Uprising"

Heck yes. Disney is releasing an animated prequel tv series for their summer smash hit "Tron Legacy." Elijah Wood will be in it! I mean, we all know how well "Star Wars Clone Wars" went over...


Lol in the description box "Tron: Uprising will begin airing on Disney Xd (that's like Disney Channel for Boys)"

A Horse Named Arrrrrrr

LOL. I mean really... Who names their horse that... I'm not even sure about the spelling. Persnaps a pirate did this...

7 Year-old Wrestling Boss

Stevo Poulin kills. And if I were another parent, I would be scared putting my kid in the ring with this monster. Definitely has tigerblood.

007 x Hangover

Epic mashup. The Hangover meets Casino Royale.

Mulan Status

These people fired an artillery round at a mountain to cause an avalanche!


This chinese guy can control fish... Skip to 1:45. The hostess is Mulan status...


Bruce Lee Status... Donnie Yen will be playing the same character Bruce Lee did!

Dream Journal: Entry 4

I'm not really sure. This was one of the trippier dreams I've had. Maybe because it happened while I slept from 8PM to 10PM.

The Setting

So anyways. It was L.A. Everything was sunny. It was like the ideal day. When a sudden explosion (but I never actually saw flames) threw people down the street. I flew down the street, bouncing and crashing, IN SLOW MOTION.

Skip to 1:48

Anyways, so I crash landed next to two of my friends Max and Megan. I remember a helicopter coming. I tried to blink my eyes to get their attention cause I couldn't move. Megan died.

But Max and I climbed on a ladder. It was kind of like the Guardian, which I saw recently. And so we flew back to my school in Portland, Oregon.

We arrived and went into the theater. Max and I ran up stairs to the balcony. Max disappeared, but I pretended to be watching this stand up comic. Idk what he was talking about...

The comic in my dream was fatter

Then I saw Megan (somehow back alive) and their was this douchebag, with a mohawk. He was in love with Megan lol. Anyhoo, I was really pissed because he had a weird ginger mohawk that was dyed black and he was wearing my sweater (which I wore today in real life).

After a while the principal came out on stage and was like, "everybody go home, the country is collapsing." Max came back, and his eyes were all pink and puffy. We walked out together. When we got outside I told him his eyes looked like they had pink eye. He said my eye wasn't looking to hot either.

I needed a non-disgusting image

Suddenly I was at home, watching tv. There was this program on, where this white guy was sleeping over at his black friend's house. The black guy looked kinda like Frozone from the Incredibles.

Best Scene Ever: "WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT?"

The black guy's girl friend was really mad because the black guy needed to water their vast quantity of plants. Which they kept inside their one room apartment. While they argued, the white guy put up a tent. The whole scene was steamy, like the reptile room at the zoo. And it was dark, only lit my heat lamps. And the wallpaper was purple.

Lol it wasn't really a grow house

My parents said they were leaving to go get my sister. So I went up to my room to wait. I remember trying to use like sinks and electronics, but nothing was working. In a panic, I ran through the house trying everything.

When my parents returned I informed them. They seemed somewhat unfazed. When I asked where my sister was, they said she was at a friend's and doing well. I really wanted them to go get supplies so we could leave, but they didn't seem to worried. But my mom looked at me, and told me that california "gleaked." I think it meant, like their government had fallen and that the state was collapsing.

EPIC WIN

Then I woke up in real life. All the lights were on and I was fully clothed. For a second I was really worried about armageddon. But you heard it here first, the end is coming.

Winning

Charlie Sheen takeover... Carlos Estevez

Autotune


Impersonation


Original
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aSa4tmVNM

Sushi Cat 2

I love the Sushi Cat games....

Odd Future Gets Signed

NSFW. OFWGKTA is on the rise these days, look they've even gotten... on funny or die.

Odd Future Gets Signed from Odd Future

Charlie Sheen Dubstep "Bi-Winning"

Nuts. I don't think the song is that great though...

Super - Trailer

Rainn Wilson and Ellen Page team up again (remember Juno)? So this is what happened to Liv Tyler after Lord of the Rings. Anyways, this looks comical. A bit played out, with movies like Kick Ass, but still looking forward to it. Super!

Movie in Reverse "Tick Tock"

Sorry Ke$ha fans, it's not the Tik Tok video in reverse. It's actually the story of a guy named Emit who thinks he only has five minutes to live. If anyone has seen Momento, this was similarly confusing. Worst prank ever...

Dog Train

I'm so confused/impressed. How does it know to pedal? How do they know to follow. Chinese...

Vimeo Stuff!

Cool video poetry. Have you ever ridden the somewhere on the subway and ended up somewhere totally new?

Sub City New York from sarah klein on Vimeo.

Jetpack on Skis (Epic)

Testing New Jetpack on Skis - Troy Hartman from Troy Hartman on Vimeo.

What the Average Man Looks Like

Well done National Geographic. I mean, definitely played out. But hey, the average man is...

Fan Films and Parodies:

Iraqi Tron LOL!


iPad 2 parody. Classic Apple stereotyping!


Modern Warfare "Find Markov" fanfilm. This is epic beyond belief.

Mind F*ck

MC Escher's waterfall. WTF. He actually made it...


Cats with thumbs! Awww.

VW Cars:

The "Slug-Bus" is being reinvented! Check out this cool concept van: VW Bulli.


VW superbowl parody! Lol Darth Vader.

Cute Things:

This baby luvs ripping paper!


Maru the Japanese cat is back! Trying on hair!

People With Skills:

Nice music Zach Enyeart, but idk if you have more skills than Johnny Mac or Alex Tanney...



Check out this athletic trainer! Brazil dominates soccer for many reasons.
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Mash-Ups (Pop Music, Sam Rockwell, and George Carlin)

As awesome as all of these things are, they aren't all combined. Here are three pretty dope mash-ups.

If you know current pop tracks, hopefully you will be impressed.


Sam Rockwell is awesome!


Finally DJ Steve Porter releases some new stuff.


I much prefer Press Hop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exOxUAntx8I

Hasan Baba Dance Party

Hasan Baba has a lot of swag. Lol, his kids are just like "uhhhhhhh".

Seattle News Reporter Breaks Up Fight

Shomari Stone goes hard in the paint. Well it's actually really funny how he breaks up the fight in my opinion. Anyways, a legit good deed. Much respect to Shomari Stone. Just wait till the end, so f*ing ironic who he saves...

Polish Satirical Paintings + Close Call

If I spoke Polish I would explain this more, but I don't. Hopefully you enjoy the dry humor like I did.

Rest of Collection: http://capu.pl/node/271

Skip to :35.... Polish Funeral near miss!

Year of the Beard

If I ever grow a beard, someone needs to remind me to make a cool music video...

Asian Boy Lipsync

This boy has got talent. I don't get the song choice, but hey, gotta know your range right?

Dream Journal: Entry 3

Rather long and twisted...



So I was at this strange elementary school. The walls were turquoise and white. I remember my boss Deirdre (from my time working daycare) being there. She was saying stuff, but I don't really recall what.

We were standing in some sort of art room class room, when this really annoying child came up. All I remember him saying was "Sorry" like a hundred times over and over. Then my boss was like let me show you around. So we started walking down the hallways. 

We walked around a few corners, and suddenly I was with my friend Jackson. But we were no longer in the school, we were in a Fred Meyers.

We walked down this hallway (I gues that's what you call it) until we got to the Home Furnishing & Electronics section. Which in real life are not usually connected. We went straight for the electronics, and I remember pulling out some huge black Skull Candy headphones. 

Except bigger and all black

Nearby, Jackson was pulling out DVDs. I remember being like "OH Toy Story"! But it was clearly the DVD case for Cinderella. 

Suddenly, Jackson and I were mice from Cinderella and we were running down large halls. I'm not sure where we were running, but there were other mice too. And we were running through little mouse holes.

Then I remember Theodore (the fat mouse in yellow), went through a hole and didn't come back. So we all ran after him. We found ourselves in a small room with a small hole in the center on the floor. Theodore had fallen into the hole and was stuck. He tried jumping out, but there was no way. 

(Strangely it was a room mouse sized)

So we all grabbed this red rope, that kind of looked like candy and we thrust it down the hole for Theodore. I remember there was a weird rule, where Theodore would only be saved if a frog held on to the rope as well. Soon I was no longer trying to save Theodore, I was trying to save this frog.

The frog kinda looked like on of these people but red and green

Anyways, I pulled the frog up and then things got weird. This song was playing... but only the chorus.

Suddenly things were turning into food. It was kind of like a Chips Ahoy commercial. A lot of things were candy or sweets. I remember it was pretty claymation like. Weird like dusk feel. It was like I was about to go motor boating.

But then I was suddenly in this small three person band. I was arguing with the bassist over something. I'm not sure what, but the drummer was on my side. Then I saw my friend Will drive by. Not sure what that had to do with anything.

So I stormed off and I went to sleep on a play structure. But I saw my friend Anders sitting in the dark on a tall play structure tower. I thought I saw a girl so I yelled out "Don't do it Anders". But it was actually this girl named Elloise, so I kept walking.

And by the way, it was night time now. So I climbed onto the play structure, and laid down next to this kid named Gabri. He started to tell me about his company "Brave Productions". I remember there being other people too, but we were all listening. Suddenly this girl named Jenna walked up. She asked if we had seen her exchange student's wallet. None of us had. So I turned over and was about to go to sleep on the wooden play structure, when I awoke in real life.